Friday, July 1, 2011

A Good Meal

On the way home from Branson, I insisted we stop at one of my favorite restaurants
Lambert's Cafe in Ozrak, MO.
Lamberts is like Cracker Barrel on steroids. 
Josh has never been to this Missouri treasure, and I knew he would love it.  
Like the sign says Lambert's is, "home of the throwed rolls."  One of the workers walks out every couple of minutes of yell, "hot rolls," and you raise your arms up in the air and prepare to catch the hot doughy goodness in your hands.  
Lambert's is also known for their "pass arounds."  Pass arounds are basically free food the staff walks around with and pass around to whomever wants them.  Pass arounds include fried okra, macaroni and tomatoes, black eyed peas, my personal favorite fried potatoes and onions, and sorghum molasses.  
Funny story about sorghum molasses. 
 One time I was at the Lambert's in Gulf Shores AL with a group of high school girls (there is a Lambert's down there for some reason).  Anyway all these cute little high school girls were sitting at a table and cute guy about their comes around with the sorghum molasses and asks the table of girls if they would like some .
To which one of the girls ( I will keep her identity secret, but many of you know her) answers,
"Sure I will try some of that scrotum."  
Ahhhhh, what?!?
The young man walked away a little embarrassed, and the young lady was clueless to what she had said.
I am sure this is how the young lady felt after her encounter with the server.
Here is the delicious meal I ate fried chicken wings, chunky applesauce, peaches, and pass around potatoes.  
 Now friends, if you were wondering what the secret is to achieve my round and squishy figure, 
here it is. 
When the guy comes around with pass around potatoes and only gives you one scoop you look at him like he is crazy and say this,
"I am not embarrassed or shy, please give me another scoop of those potatoes."
Then clear your plate like this,
and you will be well on your way to a bigger backside.
Don't worry, I know you can do it.


Anonymous July 16, 2011 at 11:35 AM  

YES! AMAZING! Scrotum and all...:)


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